-phone rings-
Caller: Hello, is this Stuart house?
Derek: No, this is Derek.
-phone rings again-
Caller #2: Hello, is this Stuart house?
Derek: NO! This is Derek!
-phone rings yet again-
Caller #3: Is this Stuart house?
Derek: FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS IS DEREK!
Caller: Hello, is this Stuart house?
Derek: No, this is Derek.
-phone rings again-
Caller #2: Hello, is this Stuart house?
Derek: NO! This is Derek!
-phone rings yet again-
Caller #3: Is this Stuart house?
Derek: FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS IS DEREK!
